Holding Benefit
Hold your bags. That's the whole requirement. Nothing is asked of you and nothing is expected.
Form PSA‑1099 · Notice of Benefits
Pump Security Administration
The new generation's social security.
Forget retirement. Hold your bags.
Instrument
$PSA
Last
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- Benefits paid continuously
- Retirement age: none
- Enrollment: permissionless
Live
The Big Idea
Social Security
is outdated.
The old generation had Social Security.
The new generation has Pump Security.
Instead of waiting decades for retirement, degens put their faith in pump.fun, hold their memes and pray their bags become generational wealth.
Same institution. Different asset class.
The old system
The new system
Social Security AdministrationPump Security Administration
RetirementHolding bags
Government benefitspump.fun rewards
Your pensionYour portfolio
Age 67Next candle
Schedule A · Enrolled Beneficiaries
Now receiving
benefits.
Verified recipients of the Pump Security Administration. Claims processed, benefits pumping, no questions asked.
Schedule B · Entitlements
Your benefits
are pumping.
Four entitlements, funded entirely by conviction. No contributions on file, no contributions required.
Pump Benefit
Participate in the pump.fun economy. Your contribution history is a screenshot of a green candle.
Degen Benefit
No traditional retirement plan required. The Administration recognises the 401(k) but does not recommend it.
Generations Benefit
Pass the bag to the next generation. Transferable on death, divorce, or a sufficiently convincing group chat.
Program Architecture
Where the
benefits come from.
The Administration does not collect payroll tax. It collects volume.
- I
You hold
A bag is opened in your name. No forms, no waiting period.
- II
$PSA runs
The economy does what it does. Candles are printed at the discretion of the crowd.
- III
Benefits pump
Your entitlement is marked to market, continuously, whether you look or not.
- IV
You retire
Or you don't. The Administration has no position on the matter.
Schedule C · Contributions
How the fund
pays you back.
The fund is paired to $PUMP. Every buy and every sell pays 3% into it, and the Administration forwards that levy to the people holding the bag — you.
- I
Somebody trades
A buy or a sell, it makes no difference. The Administration does not distinguish between optimism and regret.
- II
3% is assessed
A flat levy, on the way in and on the way out. Set once at creation and not adjustable thereafter, as all good schedules are.
- III
The levy is reassigned
It would ordinarily accrue to the creator. It is directed to holders instead, by election made at launch and irrevocable.
- IV
You are credited
Distributed to holders by pump.fun on its own schedule. No claim to file. No office to visit. Benefits paid continuously.
Form PSA‑1 · Application for Benefits
File your claim.
One instrument. No means test. Benefits begin the moment your bag does.
Already receiving benefits
Instrument identifier
Announced at launch